Well, hello, Miss Sassy Pants. I see you over there, acting all cool, dancing away to Megan Three Stallion on TikTok, tapping your acrylic nails on the table, and acting like you don’t give a ... well, you know.
Sound about right?
That’s what I thought.
If you’re a Sassy Cassie who’s looking for cool selfie captions that show off your inner diva, try out some of these. I’ve got a feeling they’ll be right up your alley.
Here are 25 sassy selfie captions you've gotta see:
- Sassy, moody, nasty
Well, I opened up with a Megan Three Stallion reference. I couldn’t not add it to this list.
- Just throwing sass around like confetti
- Over here being savage. Never average.
- Catchin’ flights, not feelings
The ideal caption for any travel selfies where you want to keep your sassy attitude alive and well (plus, let’s be real, travel selfies are the best selfies).
- On my worst behavior
- Ya like my hair?
Taking a look through Cardi B’s Instagram, there’s nobody who does sass quite as well as she does. Lovin' this example in particular because it’s short, simple, and gives off that super indifferent tone that’s key for the ultimate sassy selfie caption. Plus, hey, if you use this and there might be something more interesting in your selfie than your hair (*ahem* you know what I’m referring to), it further adds to the sassy attitude.
- Bow down.
- In a world of trends, I’m a classic
- With no pressure, there are no diamonds
- Serving up all the sass
Or hey, say it with emojis to keep people guessing.
- Bad choices. Good stories.
- Whatcha lookin’ at?
- You can’t sit with us
For those selfies where you’re with your crew and you’re all bringing the sassy vibes. Miley Cyrus inspired this one.
- Wouldn’t chase you because I’m the catch
- Born to stand out
- Here’s how much I care
- Don’t need a king to be a QUEEN
- Can’t dull my shine
- Heels higher than your standards
- Classy, never trashy
- I’d wife me
- Too glam to give a damn
- [peach emoji]
Honestly, the peach emoji never fails, especially if you capture your selfie in a mirror at a certain angle (if you know, you know).
- Trouble never looked so fine
So, which of these sassy selfie captions will you be using?
While I know you have no issues hitting people with your blue steel face, let’s make sure you’ve got the Instagram caption to match. Sound good?